I bet it’s a frustrating time to be a Russian intelligence officer.
"We had in bag," they must dejectedly cry over their ice cold pint glasses of vodka. “Deal was perfect - Russia get warm water ports, Trump get big buildings. Everybody happy.”
"But our American comrades in synergy, climate change and other matters continue to bumble, like drunk milkmaid after night out with Sergei."
"So soft, these Americans, who say ‘Cold War’ over like baby playtime. Da, sure, is over. Play with your ‘freedom’ and your gold-plated toilets. Tell us when ready to play Russian ice-ball."
"Eti chertovy ofisniy plankton.."
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Editor's note:
Clearly, all opinions in this blog are my own, and all creative pieces are not meant to represent real people or events. I'm not an enemy of any state - just a wannabe comedian.